I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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