Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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