i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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