That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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