You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Are we still banned from the library?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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