are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
ugly people sure do ruin things
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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