You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
