Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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