You work out of a Hotel?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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