I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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