i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I'm sobbing to NWA
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