i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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