i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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