i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
