your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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