I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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