i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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