She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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