On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
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i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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