mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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