Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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