Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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