thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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