Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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