How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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