My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My dick has a subreddit
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
