I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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