Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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