this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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