She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
The adults are the big ones right?
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