I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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