You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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