Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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