Your dad touched me again.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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