Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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