Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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