my mouth tastes like poor choices
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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