Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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