i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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