hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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