i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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