Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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