we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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