Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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