I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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