My girlfriend figured out who you are.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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