11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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