Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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