your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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