Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I love you. Go after that dick
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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