You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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