I wish I could teleport
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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